June - Part 1

It's taken 24 years for it to happen, but it finally did. I had my "True Romance" moment last night.

I had walked up to the corner liquor store with Burn to get a bottle of rum. We walk in and I see the most beautiful red head I've ever seen. I actually thought it was July Suicide at first. She was with a couple other sexy ladies whom I mistakenly thought was Elle and Jessica. I guess you could say it was "Doppelgänger Night" at McSperrits.

Well, my boy Burn did his job perfectly. One of them noticed him and suddenly all three of them are there rubbing on him and asking me questions about him.

As we're chit chatting, it's obvious that I'm having a hard time taking my eyes off the red head, who's name it turns out is June.

The other two are Jazmine and Suzanna.

June and I continue to talk as the other two go to pay for booze.

I grab a bottle and pay for it and we're still talking as we walk outside.

The other two are already in the car, but we keep talking and talking. They finally start honking the horn and Suzanna is hanging out the window asking if we're going to get a room or is June going with them.

She tells them she'll get an Über later and then realizes what she's done. I tell her I can give her a ride wherever she needs to go.

We get to my house and it becomes what I'm sure is going to be the first of many "greatest nights ever".

The really big news is that I went into work this morning and put in my two weeks notice and in two weeks, June and I are moving to the Florida Keys. We're not sure which one, but we can figure that out later.

At some point over the next two weeks, we're getting married. There will be a party and we would prefer cash to presents because of the move.

I guess for this to be a real "True Romance" moment then there would need to be a pimp and/or a suitcase full of cocaine, but there isn't. There is a convertible Cadillac though and there will be a boy named Elvis at some point in the future, which should make Amber happy.