I Wuv Woo and Other Verses

I Wuv Woo and Other Verses

By

Nathan Caleb Camerer

Verse I

I wuv woo

We make faces at the Moon

God watches lovingly with a telescope

Who cares who sees what tonight

Our happiness explodes from our nest

Seeping into the trees

Load the hookah with the days of our lives

Inhale the future and exhale the past

It will be this way forever,

But only if we let it

Verse II

There is a mountain high enough

You call it “My Love”

The sides are steep

Littered with the detritus of others

Some placed on pedestals higher than mine

Blocking each path I choose to the summit

My lack of rock climbing experience is hindering me

The way your ass looks in a rock climbing harness,

That keeps me pushing onwards and upwards

Wishing for wings,

But I hate Redbull unless it has Jagermeister in it

Then this rolling stone gathers moss on its memories

Either way, I’m doomed to a long fall

Watching you wave goodbye the whole way down

Verse III

Hotel or motel,

I never could tell the difference

I know it wasn’t a Holiday Inn

You, me and a couple of your friends

Only one enjoyed the detour through the desert

We still made it to our date on time

Minds blown by the blood on the stage

I love you so much until death do us part

Everyone just laughed at me for playing fetch

Photographic trickery had us walking on water,

But I’m not Jesus and your prayers are answered

They’re answered in the order they are received

If only he wouldn’t have stopped answering my calls long ago

If only I had a Golden Phone like yours

If only I was one of your answered prayers

Verse IV

True romance this isn’t

A blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French Vanilla ice cream,

That’s not you

You’re not ‘Bama,

But I’ve been there and you should avoid Dothan

Lincoln, NE ain’t worth shit either

It wasn’t the highways and byways of Tallahassee, FL that brought me to you,

But I’ve seen them on my travels

Circles call it “Destiny”

Squares call it “Coincidence”

I call it a “Happy Accident”

Give it a name, but it doesn’t matter what you call it

I’m here and you’re there

That’s living separate lives

The world keeps turning though

Even though I have tried to make it stop

Maybe I’ll go for another trip around this country

See what I haven’t seen yet

Maybe I’ll see you there

Verse V

I’m not the late, great Billy Shakes,

But I think you’d like me more if I was

I feel like him when we talk

Your words are like a drug

Intoxicating

Educating

Illuminating

Every conversation flows like prose

Inspiring me to try harder

Try and make you feel your own greatness

It engulfs me

Makes me feel small

I want you to smile more

I want to be part of why that happens

Help me write that story

Let’s write our own sonnet

The likes of which the world has never known