Many of you have been asking about an update on June and I. Did we make it to The Keys and all that. Well, we did, but it didn't go as planned.
What was supposed to be a savage tear across the country like some mutant love child of Rubber Ducky and The Bandit with help from the Elle and Jessica Doppelgänger's turned into a 10 day journey thru 7 states with 3 nights spent in two different jails. I wouldn't call that smooth.
Anyway, we did eventually get to Key West. Which was chosen because I lived here back in 2000 - 01 and have a lingering bit of knowledge about the place. Amazingly, I also still know some people here.
Our first few days were spent trying to find jobs and a place to live.
In another strange twist of fate, we ended up renting the very apartment I was living in when I left Key West. My cousin, Justin, even lived with me for a short time.
I also got a job at Hogs Breath, which is where I worked way back in the day. June got a job there as well. Yesterday was the first day at work for both of us.
The couple of days we had to just sit on the beach we're the most amusing. When you're on a beach with three extremely beautiful tattooed women with a bottle of rum and a pit bull that is as handsome and well behaved as Burn, people notice.
Burn is quite the beach nut, it turns out.
I hope this satisfied your curiosity because it might be a minute before there is another update.
Until then, drive fast and be reckless, but don't get dead.
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