Impulsive

Impulsive

By

Nathan Caleb Camerer

Hi

What’s your name?

That’s a tremendous name

I saw you from across the room

I have one simple impulsive question to ask you

Are you in love?

If you are in love at this present time

I won’t waste your time

I’m not a homewrecker

If you are not in love at this present time

I’ll continue

You are a brass ring

It worked back in the day

Now, I rarely try

You never answered my question

Are you in love?

You are with that young man over there?

Is his name Chet?

He has a very endearing game show host quality about him

Is he crazy about you because he should be

You glide

It’s very attractive

Most women just plod along

You glide

Does he make you thump?

Do you think about him all the time?

When you think about him,

You can’t eat,

You can’t sleep

When he smiles

Well, when he smiles,

You forgot all the ugliness in the world

Girls who glide,

Need a guy who makes them thump

Give me your number and have dinner with me

It’s been a good day

It’s a beautiful night

You’re a beautiful woman

Have dinner with me

I don’t guarantee complete satisfaction,

But I do the best that I can

I will die trying to make you thump

If we’re lucky,

You may indeed regret it

Only because it took soo long for me to find you

I’m a ghost

I’m the ghost of things to come

You’re the angel who’s going to bring me back

Bring me back to living in the present

You are going to take my heart,

And never return it

I am a saint

I don’t kiss on the first date

I won’t come inside

It doesn’t matter how bad I want to

Rules are rules

Sad but true

I could look at you forever

The way you are right now

I wouldn’t need to do anything else

I’m amazed by you

I’ll kiss your hand

I’ll tell you goodnight

This was impulsive

I couldn’t resist