I'm Thinking of Becoming a Televangelist

I’m Thinking of Becoming a Televangelist

By

Nathan Caleb Camerer

This business blows

This looking for someone

Who is supposed to exist

But nobody has seen

Oh

That again?

Yes

Fuck you!

I’m always looking for that

The ultimate missing person

The theoretical “Other”

The “Soulmate”

They say, “Love looks not with the eyes

But the mind”

Bullshit

They say, “Cupid is blind”

More bullshit

Love

Jazz

Sex

Your heartbeat

Your soul

Close your eyes

I will show you my secret self

And you are going to love me

Your search will end with me

Will mine end with you?

I’m a missing person to someone

Am I your heart?

You could be mine

Am I your one true love?

What if you are mine?

Love

We know it exists

We can feel it

But we’ve never seen it

Kind of like $1,000,000

Kind of like God

God is the Wizard of Oz

He is the man behind the curtain

Ask for a brain

Ask for a heart

Ask for courage

Ask to go home

That’s how you find love